THE ODDS BOARD

EVERY NUMBER MEASURED · NOTHING ESTIMATED · COMP CHIPS ONLY

How to read this page. Return-to-player (RTP) is how much of everything staked a game pays back over the long run. A 96% RTP means the house keeps 4 of every 100 chips staked — across millions of rounds, not yours. No figure here involves money. Comp chips cannot be bought, cashed out, or transferred; the only thing at stake is bragging rights.

Card and original games are provably fair: the deal is committed before you play and you can replay any settled hand at the verifier.

THE TABLES & ORIGINALS

GAMEPUBLISHED RETURNWHERE THE EDGE LIVES
RAEKWON BLACKJACK99.51% Pays 3:2, dealer stands soft 17. The edge is the dealer acting last.
CHEF'S DRAW (video poker)99.54% at max stake 9/6 Jacks-or-Better table, printed on the machine.
THE STASH (mines)96.0% Every cash-out point pays true odds × 0.96. Formula shown in-game.
THE DROP (plinko)96.0% Multiplier table published live on the board; 12 rows, binomial physics.
THE HEIST (crash)96.0% at every cash-out Bust point = 0.96 / u — one line of math, replayable at the verifier.
CHEF'S HOLD'EM~97.8% Dealer qualifies with 4s or better; edge ≈ 2.2% with the printed paytable.
THE MEMORY BANKskill — no stakes The arcade classic. Nothing wagered, nothing kept.

THE CHEF'S TABLE — THE CERTIFIED SLOT

Measured by Monte-Carlo against the shipped reel tables — 30,000,000 simulated spins across six independent seeds, using the exact code path the cabinet runs (fairness/sim.js in the source tree).

FIGUREMEASURED
Return to player95.5% (95% CI 95.13–95.95%)
VolatilityHIGH — SD ≈ 14.2 stakes per spin
Any return34.15% of spins
Stake-or-better10.66% of spins
Free spins1 in ~195 spins
Hold & win1 in ~216 spins
SPIDER GOLD (grand)1 in ~231,000 spins
99.9th-percentile round86× stake
Return by stake10: 95.01% · 20: 95.71% · 50: 95.20% · 100: 95.08% · 200: 95.04%
Where it pays fromlines 56.05% · scatters 1.43% · free spins 18.61% · hold&win 17.97% · grand 1.49%

Feature buys are priced from these measurements (95.1–96.3% depending on the buy). The CHEF'S TABLE super round is earned, never sold — its measured value is a price no comp wallet should ever be shown. Drawdown truth: in a 1,000-spin session there is a 79.4% chance of being 100 stakes down at some point. High volatility means exactly that.

THE HONESTY CLAUSE

If a machine's tag and this board ever disagree, the board is stale and the tag is the law — report it with the ⚑ and the house republishes. Any change to a reel weight or paytable invalidates the certification until the simulation is re-run; that rule is written into the source next to the tables themselves.

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